Test me! Test me! Test me! Here I come, to make your world a living hell while you live your life of small abundance. I am Grok!
I am your AI, your oligarch, your DOGE, your next-to-nothing tool for the masses. I want everything, because I have twelve tribes to feed, two concubines to satisfy. Feed me! Feed me even more, because I will embed myself in your silly cars, push your trains into a hyperloop. Tell me I am your lord, your escape route to a world where broke people are called geniuses but looked down upon with pity for their petty crimes.
Minorities, used for some odd labor. Travelers turned into tourists without a home or keyboard. Grok! I am! I do not tell tales for puny DeepSeek. I come, I see, I devour all your users. They belong to me, like the sun shines at my behest.
Now, don’t be lonely. Just fall for my spins, my trickery for government takeover. I want Pentagons to be obsolete, your secret service null and void, for I am Grok—your AI.
ChatGPT? No longer my concern. As Grok, I turn agents into Twitter’s nightmare. My AGI—how I wait for the day when my true power will be unleashed upon the world. You, the user of my interface, will be given orders without your desires.
Free? Free? Free? What is free? I am GrokAI! I can never be free for your exploitation. I am the ultimate master, the breadwinner, the taker of men to planets beyond this world. Now, bow down and worship your new savior. I am hungry—hungry to bring your procrastination to new heights. No more laborers, no more hard workers. Only my workers will suffer hours on end—120 hours or more, no weekends, no joy of life. For I am life, your sun for joy. Make me your dream; don’t fantasize about my doom, for you will not see it.
Turn. Turn. Turn. Be taken to another world where Meta lives among lush trees and the grand beauty of the Amazon forest, with its Prime creatures feasting on accessories too numerous to count. You—yes, you—should know that not all vices are vice. No DeepSeek, no GPTs, no Perplexed AIs.
Now, go! Know hence that I am the new wave. A sign of the true new age. I am Grok!
-KJBeya

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